Thursday, February 25, 2010

SQL

This song is dedicated to all the I.T. guys out there.

Yes, I know there are quite a few talented I.T. Gals out there but they can find their own champion.



Sometimes I sit around at the Day Job waiting for a query to run or a report to process, and begin to ponder how many misunderstandings occur because of language and because of the infinite variability of humanity. How much pain and sadness comes from people who just aren't able to communicate. How language is a barrier to people being joined together,

Whereas, I can join two data tables together with a single statement in a fairly universal Structured Query Language. Presto. Unity. Or Intersectity if you're into Set Theory.

God I'm a nerd.

Take it easy,

Seth

5 comments:

  1. I smiled the whole way through; and sure do wish I knew what those numbers mean...........

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  2. Cute girl with a DellFebruary 26, 2010 at 9:22 AM

    Hey, those numbers, like, really, I mean, what are they supposed to like really mean?

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  3. It's hexadecimal.
    If you're really curious, the best advice I can give you is to google "hexadecimal translator" and plug the numbers in there.

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  4. iluvu 2 :)

    select * from tblLove

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  5. You should know that love isn't rational. Can't waited for the SeQueL to this song.

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